jeanbean603:

black-hoes-and-revelations:

i know why I’m so obsessive… my mum moved to London just for Paul McCartney from the Beatles

she snuck into his garden

she stole his flower pot

roughly 20 years later and she still counts it as one of her greatest achievements

omfg

(Source: suckmybelldom, via patrickvau9hn)

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

(via iamdarthvader)

doingtimeasacapsicle:

teapayne:

I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown 

calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games

(via falloutovaries)

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

(Source: hempura, via greenyobliviate)

wewillsingitagain:

In which John explains how he choked on a piece of gum during Take me dancing, in Toronto. (x)

” Last night we were in Allentown PA, I was chewing a piece of gum like I am now and right at this part, I started to choke on that piece of gum and I started like [the gif] “Oh Fuck”. I wasn’t trying to make it apparent, ‘cause I was trying to be cool still but it was like complete panic mode in my head man. […] “

gabesaportaspenis:

OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP

(Source: wincestwincestwincest, via patrickvau9hn)

hatofulyaoihands:

h8lyfegomez:

exclamation point!

an accurate depiction of my contribution to everything

(Source: vincentvangato, via the-lions-are-at-the-tardis-door)

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